Holy fuck you guys. I bought a new car just in the nick of time. It's a fucking winter wonderland out there, and I am fully prepared with a car that has working heat (and a fully functional engine that doesn't threaten to stop at any given moment). Hallelujah! I bought a purple Honda Fit,… Continue reading Mushroom Herb Gravy and Car Shopping
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Mexican Corn Dip
You ever drink so much that you end up knee deep in mud? No? Just me? Fantastic. Apparently you're supposed to pay attention to where you're walking in the woods when coming upon a river. I mean, I thought I was paying attention. Clearly, that was false. My boss had to pull me out of… Continue reading Mexican Corn Dip
Homemade Mashed Potatoes and Vacation Brain
I'm going on vacation today, but my brain has been turned off for at least 2 days. It makes everything more difficult. My patience is wearing thin (and, let's be real, it's not great to begin with). I was up late last night frantically packing, because it's impossible for me to plan ahead. I also… Continue reading Homemade Mashed Potatoes and Vacation Brain
Spicy Avocado Toast (aka My New Obsession)
I have been eating this literally every morning for breakfast this week. It's even better than the original avocado toast recipe. I kid you not. This also passes for a fucking awesome (and quick) dinner, which is helpful when you have many drink dates set up with crazy people from Tinder. It never ends. I… Continue reading Spicy Avocado Toast (aka My New Obsession)
Breakfast Stir-Fry
I spent last weekend in Florida visiting my snowbird mother in Naples. She's been trying to fly me down there every 6-12 months for the last three years. I don't know what prevented me from saying yes for so long. I guess Florida just isn't really my thing. Which doesn't make any sense considering how… Continue reading Breakfast Stir-Fry
Tiny Ass Kitchen 