I did it... I retired my private pants. It would have been a sad day, except I now have 2 pairs of the GREATEST PANTS ON EARTH. My boyfriend (that's right, I said it) refers to them as my "Aladdin pants," due to their majestic flowy-ness (He was actually mocking me, but I'm sure it… Continue reading Vietnamese Summer Rolls and New Pants!
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Loaded Grilled Cheese After a Disappointing Weekend
I started my day yesterday with a dick pic from a stranger... if that tells you anything about how my week is going. One of my Tinder dates read my blog. I was feeling careless one night and let him friend me on Facebook, where he obviously found the link. He texted me the day… Continue reading Loaded Grilled Cheese After a Disappointing Weekend
Spicy Avocado Toast (aka My New Obsession)
I have been eating this literally every morning for breakfast this week. It's even better than the original avocado toast recipe. I kid you not. This also passes for a fucking awesome (and quick) dinner, which is helpful when you have many drink dates set up with crazy people from Tinder. It never ends. I… Continue reading Spicy Avocado Toast (aka My New Obsession)
Breakfast Salad and Life Changes
As many of you know, I have a bit of a yoga obsession. It's right up there with ice cream for me. I've only been practicing for a little over a year, but feel drawn to yoga unlike anything else. So I've decided to take the leap and sign up for a teacher training program.… Continue reading Breakfast Salad and Life Changes
Breakfast Tacos
So I've been feeling really great about my body lately. I know - that's not what women are supposed to say. We're supposed to go on and on about how fat we are, desperately hoping for a compliment. Fuck that shit. I feel great. I mean, mostly. I backtracked today a little bit, when I weighed… Continue reading Breakfast Tacos
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