I have been eating this literally every morning for breakfast this week. It's even better than the original avocado toast recipe. I kid you not. This also passes for a fucking awesome (and quick) dinner, which is helpful when you have many drink dates set up with crazy people from Tinder. It never ends. I… Continue reading Spicy Avocado Toast (aka My New Obsession)
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Pistachio Cake and Tinder Nightmares
I joined Tinder again, because apparently I'm a masochist. The first person I matched with started out the conversation by saying, "Thanks for having a booty. #rare" That, right there, is a direct quote. I thought maybe he would be funny, so I responded with, "Apparently that's what happens when you love to eat donuts… Continue reading Pistachio Cake and Tinder Nightmares
Vegan Mushroom and Wild Rice Soup
While I was in Florida, I was also participating in a yoga challenge on Instagram. If you're not familiar with this, look it up. Seriously. I'm not Google. It was mostly a disaster. We spent my first night in there watching the sunset on the beach. My mom is a badass, so we sneaked in some… Continue reading Vegan Mushroom and Wild Rice Soup
Breakfast Stir-Fry
I spent last weekend in Florida visiting my snowbird mother in Naples. She's been trying to fly me down there every 6-12 months for the last three years. I don't know what prevented me from saying yes for so long. I guess Florida just isn't really my thing. Which doesn't make any sense considering how… Continue reading Breakfast Stir-Fry
Beignets (aka Fancy Donuts)
I want to start by telling you this is a lie. This isn't a real recipe. It's from a mix. If you're looking for a real recipe... maybe try this website instead. Also, as you can see from the shitty photos, this was not executed properly. But! It was a team effort, and they were… Continue reading Beignets (aka Fancy Donuts)
Tiny Ass Kitchen 