I did it... I retired my private pants. It would have been a sad day, except I now have 2 pairs of the GREATEST PANTS ON EARTH. My boyfriend (that's right, I said it) refers to them as my "Aladdin pants," due to their majestic flowy-ness (He was actually mocking me, but I'm sure it… Continue reading Vietnamese Summer Rolls and New Pants!
I'm doing this new thing where I actually have some kind of schedule with posting blogs. You know, like a responsible adult that actually wants regular readers. But, fuck... having a deadline is exhausting. I thought I'd start posting every Sunday... then last Sunday passed without a post. I got one done by Tuesday, so… Continue reading Vegan Chickpea Curry
I don't even know where to begin with this post, so I'm opening with a photo of Cortney and me in Hawaii last week. Y'all. This trip was magic. I can't. A couple posts ago I mentioned that Cortney was setting me up with someone in Hawaii during my visit. This ended up being an… Continue reading Veggie Eggs Benedict and Hawaiian Magic
I started my day yesterday with a dick pic from a stranger... if that tells you anything about how my week is going. One of my Tinder dates read my blog. I was feeling careless one night and let him friend me on Facebook, where he obviously found the link. He texted me the day… Continue reading Loaded Grilled Cheese After a Disappointing Weekend
So this recipe was originally labeled as "ramen," but I thought that was doing a disservice to ramen everywhere. I couldn't call it that... that's not what it is. I mean, don't get me wrong, it's fucking delicious. But it is not, by any means, ramen. Ramen is that beautifully and painstakingly crafted soup with… Continue reading Asian Noodle Stir Fry