I've been living on avocado toast and these egg wraps lately. I don't have the time or energy to cook more than eggs because I'm constantly on the go, due in large part to online dating. Sometimes going on lots of first dates can be fun. At the very least, it leads to a good story.… Continue reading Mushroom Egg Wrap
Category: Dating
Spicy Avocado Toast (aka My New Obsession)
I have been eating this literally every morning for breakfast this week. It's even better than the original avocado toast recipe. I kid you not. This also passes for a fucking awesome (and quick) dinner, which is helpful when you have many drink dates set up with crazy people from Tinder. It never ends. I… Continue reading Spicy Avocado Toast (aka My New Obsession)
Pistachio Cake and Tinder Nightmares
I joined Tinder again, because apparently I'm a masochist. The first person I matched with started out the conversation by saying, "Thanks for having a booty. #rare" That, right there, is a direct quote. I thought maybe he would be funny, so I responded with, "Apparently that's what happens when you love to eat donuts… Continue reading Pistachio Cake and Tinder Nightmares
Beignets (aka Fancy Donuts)
I want to start by telling you this is a lie. This isn't a real recipe. It's from a mix. If you're looking for a real recipe... maybe try this website instead. Also, as you can see from the shitty photos, this was not executed properly. But! It was a team effort, and they were… Continue reading Beignets (aka Fancy Donuts)
Vegan Chickpea and Dumpling Stew
I did it. I made motherfucking dumplings. This is something I never even aspired to! And it was fucking easy! My friend and coworker surprised me with a cookbook the other day. She was perusing vegan cookbooks when she came across Thug Kitchen, and said it was just screaming my name. Goddamn right it was.… Continue reading Vegan Chickpea and Dumpling Stew
Tiny Ass Kitchen 