I'm going on vacation today, but my brain has been turned off for at least 2 days. It makes everything more difficult. My patience is wearing thin (and, let's be real, it's not great to begin with). I was up late last night frantically packing, because it's impossible for me to plan ahead. I also… Continue reading Homemade Mashed Potatoes and Vacation Brain
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Loaded Grilled Cheese After a Disappointing Weekend
I started my day yesterday with a dick pic from a stranger... if that tells you anything about how my week is going. One of my Tinder dates read my blog. I was feeling careless one night and let him friend me on Facebook, where he obviously found the link. He texted me the day… Continue reading Loaded Grilled Cheese After a Disappointing Weekend
Asian Noodle Stir Fry
So this recipe was originally labeled as "ramen," but I thought that was doing a disservice to ramen everywhere. I couldn't call it that... that's not what it is. I mean, don't get me wrong, it's fucking delicious. But it is not, by any means, ramen. Ramen is that beautifully and painstakingly crafted soup with… Continue reading Asian Noodle Stir Fry
Mushroom Egg Wrap
I've been living on avocado toast and these egg wraps lately. I don't have the time or energy to cook more than eggs because I'm constantly on the go, due in large part to online dating. Sometimes going on lots of first dates can be fun. At the very least, it leads to a good story.… Continue reading Mushroom Egg Wrap
Spicy Avocado Toast (aka My New Obsession)
I have been eating this literally every morning for breakfast this week. It's even better than the original avocado toast recipe. I kid you not. This also passes for a fucking awesome (and quick) dinner, which is helpful when you have many drink dates set up with crazy people from Tinder. It never ends. I… Continue reading Spicy Avocado Toast (aka My New Obsession)
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