I joined Tinder again, because apparently I'm a masochist. The first person I matched with started out the conversation by saying, "Thanks for having a booty. #rare" That, right there, is a direct quote. I thought maybe he would be funny, so I responded with, "Apparently that's what happens when you love to eat donuts… Continue reading Pistachio Cake and Tinder Nightmares
Tag: Baking
Fruit Hand Pies
Okay, the online dating continues... errr... it was continuing. Then I decided that I hated everyone and deleted it. Okay, so here's the thing... the guys I was meeting on Bumble would start out being very nice, but almost 100% of them would think it is okay to say something sexual to me before we… Continue reading Fruit Hand Pies
Homemade Dog Treat Muffins
I taught my first yoga class last weekend. And by first, I mean my first class in a studio that was on the actual schedule (vs. just teaching for practice in my apartment). Guys... it was fucking magic. Let me just say that seeing everyone in Savasana at the end is really moving. I had… Continue reading Homemade Dog Treat Muffins
Strawberries and Cream Scones
These scones were a happy accident. I woke up this morning in the mood to bake. This hasn't happened in awhile, which is weird. I was planning on making my classic maple scone (which I blog about here), but when I opened my fridge to grab the heavy cream, there were the strawberries I impulse purchased… Continue reading Strawberries and Cream Scones
Irish Soda Bread
A few years back I developed anxiety. It raged day and night for weeks, then would disappear, only to reappear again a few weeks later. It was originally triggered by some health stuff that scared me, but then it continued without cause, even once that was resolved. **Anxiety is a real dick. Am I right?… Continue reading Irish Soda Bread
Tiny Ass Kitchen 