I joined Tinder again, because apparently I'm a masochist. The first person I matched with started out the conversation by saying, "Thanks for having a booty. #rare" That, right there, is a direct quote. I thought maybe he would be funny, so I responded with, "Apparently that's what happens when you love to eat donuts… Continue reading Pistachio Cake and Tinder Nightmares
Category: comfort food
Vegan Mushroom and Wild Rice Soup
While I was in Florida, I was also participating in a yoga challenge on Instagram. If you're not familiar with this, look it up. Seriously. I'm not Google. It was mostly a disaster. We spent my first night in there watching the sunset on the beach. My mom is a badass, so we sneaked in some… Continue reading Vegan Mushroom and Wild Rice Soup
Beignets (aka Fancy Donuts)
I want to start by telling you this is a lie. This isn't a real recipe. It's from a mix. If you're looking for a real recipe... maybe try this website instead. Also, as you can see from the shitty photos, this was not executed properly. But! It was a team effort, and they were… Continue reading Beignets (aka Fancy Donuts)
Vegan Chickpea and Dumpling Stew
I did it. I made motherfucking dumplings. This is something I never even aspired to! And it was fucking easy! My friend and coworker surprised me with a cookbook the other day. She was perusing vegan cookbooks when she came across Thug Kitchen, and said it was just screaming my name. Goddamn right it was.… Continue reading Vegan Chickpea and Dumpling Stew
Veggie Tacos and Drunken Tinder-ing
It happened. I caught the feelings. And my soul was crushed. Again, I can be very dramatic. But that doesn't make my feelings any less valid. Went to Hannah's house last night to drown my sorrows in wine and snuggle on the couch. Her husband made us pizza and we watched Netflix (and Sherlock! OMG!)… Continue reading Veggie Tacos and Drunken Tinder-ing
Tiny Ass Kitchen 