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Eggs and Morels in a Cream Sauce

Cooking regular meals is kind of on the back burner right now, because my farmer’s market booth opens in less than 2 weeks! That means I’m baking like a madwoman, and bringing cookies/cinnamon rolls with me everywhere I go, along with a trail of flour and sugar. Want to be a taste tester? Perfect. But you have to come to me, because I’m chained to my oven. I made 2 batches of cookies today, one of which was a double batch. Due to the nature of that type of cookie, even the double batch only made 15ish cookies. FML. How does one price out cookies that require this much butter? I’ll just have to explain, “I’m sorry, ma’am, but this cookie HAS to be $12, as there is a pound of butter included.” I’m sure they’ll understand.

The morels need to be soaked, dried, and chopped.

I have one weekend left to practice and do “research.” Research means checking out the other farmer’s markets to get ideas and tips based on their bakers’ displays. The whole thing is pretty confusing, but I’m pretty sure that I’ll be okay as long as I don’t poison anyone. And I’m definitely staying away from peanuts. There are too many fucking people that drop dead at the mere sight of a peanut. I can’t be worrying about that shit. No one’s gonna die on my watch.

My eggs stuck to the bottom despite buttering my pans.

I took a mini break from baking to make this egg recipe, as my friend has literally been raving about it for years. She is completely obsessed with morel mushrooms. As you know, I’m obsessed with mushrooms in general (as proven here, and here, and, oh yeah, also here), but I’d never tried the illusive morel. Mostly because they’re only in season for 5 fucking minutes, and they’re expensive as fuck. Who pays $70/lb for a fucking mushroom? It’s madness. That being said, I did cave. No, I didn’t spend $70. But I did find them for $50/lb, and proceeded to purchase 0.31lbs. It was still more than I wanted to spend on a single grocery item, but fuck it. Luckily, it made me 1.5 recipes worth of what I lovingly refer to as “the mushroom thing.” T and I ate it for breakfast Sunday morning, and then split one for dinner that same night. Outside of a few snacks at my mom’s house, that was all I ate on Sunday. When you add the bread into it, that shit is fucking heavy. It looks like a relatively light meal, but don’t be fooled. Definitely serve one egg per person, unless you can handle tons of cream and bread.

I 100% feel like this could be made with any mushroom, and it would taste the same. I don’t get the superiority complex of morels. I mean, they’re fine. They taste like mushrooms, and mushrooms are delicious. They for sure don’t taste $70/lb good.


Eggs and Morels in a Cream Sauce

1 cup morel (or whatever) mushrooms, roughly chopped

3/4 cup heavy cream

1 small shallot, diced

1 tablespoon butter, plus enough to grease the dishes

4 eggs

Chopped chives (as many as you want)

Salt and pepper

1 baguette (or any other good, crusty bread)IMG_20190609_091412.jpg

Preheat oven to 375. Dissolve about a teaspoon of salt in a large bowl of cool/room temp water. Add the morels, making sure they are fully covered, and allow to soak for 2-3 minutes. You can use your hands to move them around a little bit, as you want to make sure any and all dirt/bugs/etc are removed. These things are forged, not farmed. They could legit have bugs. Pay attention. After they’ve soaked for a few minutes, strain out the water and allow them to dry on a layer of towels/paper towels. I left mine for maybe 15-20 minutes. Chop your shallots and measure the ingredients while you wait.

In a large skillet over medium heat, add a tablespoon of butter. Coat the bottom of the pan. Once fully melted, add in the shallots. Cook the shallots for about 2 minutes before adding in the chopped morels. Saute until soft, and onions are translucent. Pour in the cream and bring to a simmer. Allow to simmer for one minute before removing from heat. Let everything sit for 5 minutes to thicken. While you’re waiting, crack your eggs into small baking dishes. The original recipe called for ramekins. I don’t own ramekins, so I used mini loaf pans. Use what you’ve got. No need to buy extra shit for one fucking recipe.

Once the cream is done resting, pour it over the eggs into the (greased) baking dishes, making sure to even out the quantity in each. Because I used mini loaf pans, I did two eggs in each one. This mostly worked out. I ended up having to bake them for a bit longer than the original recipe recommended, but it’s fine. Bake for 15 minutes. Top with chives. Serve with bread for dipping.

This would also be a bomb ass pasta sauce.


What could be better than eggs, cream, and bread?

comfort food · dinner · easy · mushrooms · pasta · quick · Sauces · vegetarian

Pasta with Veggie “Meat”balls

Last week, I wrote a whole blog post about how great I am at budgeting. Then I actually looked at my budget, and realized I’m a FRAUD. I went over my food budget by $30. Fuck. So that means this week I’m making due with what is leftover in my fridge, and desperately trying to get creative with all my dry goods (beans, lentils, etc).

I don’t actually know how to cook lentils… and I’m not sure how they ended up in my cupboard. Suggestions? I mean, suggestions other than soup? I don’t have enough ingredients for soup. Unless I can make lentil and onion soup. Without stock of any sort. That sounds fucking awful. Don’t suggest that.

In my defense, this month was way better than last month, except when it comes to yoga. I can’t control myself. I go to all the classes. Whatever. There are worse habits. I could be on crack or something. I mean, really. Instead I’m out there rocking crow pose for 0-5 seconds at a time.

I was planning to make the pinto bean burgers again, but ran out of bread. So I made the same recipe, but in meatballs, and then threw it over some pasta. The pasta sauce came together from a recipe I found on Pinterest, but had to be adjusted a little bit (since I have so few ingredients). If I’m being really honest, the veggie balls would have tasted better if they had Italian seasoning or something in them. The flavor profile is a little weird with this pasta sauce, but whatever. It’s food, and it’s already in my kitchen. What the fuck ever.

Pasta with Veggie “Meat”balls

Pinto bean meatballs (follow recipe here  but roll into smallish balls, and bake at 350 degrees for 15-20 minutes)

2 1/2 cups penne pasta

2 tablespoons butter

2 cups milk or half and half

2 tablespoons flour

1-2 cups mushrooms, sliced

2 cloves garlic, minced

Olive oil

Salt and pepper

Boil pasta until al dente. Saute mushrooms in a tablespoon or two of olive oil, over medium-high heat. In a large skillet over medium heat, saute garlic in butter for a minute or two. Then slowly whisk in flour. It will form into a thick paste. Slowly pour in milk, and continue whisking until smooth. Add salt and pepper, then scoop the mushrooms back into the skillet. Pour sauce over a bowl of pasta. If you have parmesan (I didn’t), add that, too. Top with a few veggie balls, and maybe a little parsley for color (it adds no flavor whatsoever).

Or, forgo the pasta completely, and just eat the mushroom sauce like soup. Maybe dip a little garlic bread in it. I won’t judge you.