Ya'll know how I feel about fall, right? It's not my jam. I just don't give a fuck about the leaves. They end up all over the streets and sidewalks, which means I step on them, and little bits inevitably get stuck in my legwarmers. I know what you're thinking... But, Kelsey, the colorful leaves are… Continue reading Creamy Vegan Butternut Squash Pasta
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Eggplant Parmesan and Being Basic
It's prime farmer's market season, so T and I have been going wild with the fresh produce. In addition to a huge haul at the farmer's market the other week, my friend also gave me a ton of shit from her garden. I was PSYCHED. She gave me these beautiful little chubby eggplants, and I… Continue reading Eggplant Parmesan and Being Basic
Lemon and Dill Roasted Fingerling Potatoes
So I went to a wrestling match the other day. It was at Bauhaus Brewery in Minneapolis. I don't really do beer, but was in a drinkin' mood, so I downed 2 within the first 30 minutes. I mean, if I'm watching "wrassling," as T calls it, I better be hammered. HAMMERED. I'm 5'5 and… Continue reading Lemon and Dill Roasted Fingerling Potatoes
Classic Scrambled Eggs and a New Friend
Two months ago someone handed me a kitten. They walked into my work (at an animal hospital) and said they found the little fuzz ball running around in the street. It was June 8th, the day Anthony Bourdain died, and I was in a dark place. I woke up that morning to the news on… Continue reading Classic Scrambled Eggs and a New Friend
Farro Arugula Salad
There was a time in my life when salads were a type of punishment. As a teen, I would routinely eat minuscule salads every night, iceberg lettuce drizzled in flavorless fat-free Italian dressing (15 calories per serving!). I discovered ranch dressing around the age of 16 at my first waitressing job, and didn't learn about… Continue reading Farro Arugula Salad
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