Has everyone seen that viral video with the southern woman ranting about "leggins"? Her basic message was that leggings need to be worn with something long enough to cover your ass, because "nobody wants to see what kind of underwear you've got on." Can we please discuss sagging pants on men? I'm so sick of… Continue reading Creamy Tomato Soup and Leggings as Pants
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Halloween and Homemade Pizza
I hate Halloween. I know - it's your favorite holiday, isn't it? It's everyone else's fucking favorite holiday. I don't get it. I never know what my costume should be, and even when I do figure something out, I never have anywhere to go. Maybe this stems from being a nerdy kid, or from not… Continue reading Halloween and Homemade Pizza
Fancy Grilled Cheese
I don't actually like grilled cheese sandwiches very much. It brings to mind school cafeterias with plastic trays, canned tomato soup, and bitchy girls that won't let you sit with them. Fuck those bitches. I'll sit where I want. It didn't occur to me that the grilled cheese could be improved upon (I thought it… Continue reading Fancy Grilled Cheese
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