I hate Halloween. I know - it's your favorite holiday, isn't it? It's everyone else's fucking favorite holiday. I don't get it. I never know what my costume should be, and even when I do figure something out, I never have anywhere to go. Maybe this stems from being a nerdy kid, or from not… Continue reading Halloween and Homemade Pizza
Category: lunch
Corn Fritters and the Minnesota State Fair
I've been too busy eating to bother with blogging. Last week was the Minnesota State Fair. Have you guys seen this shit? The food is out of control. Here is a small sampling of what was consumed... Clockwise: Fried apple pie with cinnamon ice cream, blueberry basil lemonade, totchos, and a mac n' cheese cupcake… Continue reading Corn Fritters and the Minnesota State Fair
Fancy Grilled Cheese
I don't actually like grilled cheese sandwiches very much. It brings to mind school cafeterias with plastic trays, canned tomato soup, and bitchy girls that won't let you sit with them. Fuck those bitches. I'll sit where I want. It didn't occur to me that the grilled cheese could be improved upon (I thought it… Continue reading Fancy Grilled Cheese
Tiny Ass Kitchen 